1) What is a street team?
You my pimps! Not really. But kind of…
Basically, a street team is a group of devotees that love you and want you to be wildly successful so they take an active role in helping to promote you.
2) Da fuck is a Cannes-Can?
Cannes-Can is a term of endearment that I use to refer to my fans. I don’t distinguish between my readership and my Twitch followers. I love you all equally… except for the ones that I love the most (I’m just saying). Anyone that tells you they don’t have favorites is a damn dirty liar.
(You are all my favorite)
3) Why do you hate pants?
Because they’re the worst, obvi.
4) So, what do I have to do?
I like to be clear that you don’t have to do anything. I am so grateful that you’re even here. For those Cannes-Cans that want to play a more active role, the very best thing you can do for me is to spread the word. It’s as simple as that. Most of us like to talk about the things we enjoy, so don’t be shy. Tell everyone!
A good place to start is my blog. If you haven’t already, be sure to subscribe so you can receive new posts and updates via email and don’t forget to share your favorites on your social media poison of choice.
5) Want more?
There’s no such thing as too much cowbell. Whether your cowbell is more content, more direct access to me, or a higher level of involvement for you, there’s an app for that (figuratively). Ring my bell (again, figuratively).