Story time has always been my favorite time. I spent years listening to stories, soaking them in, letting them fill my veins. These days, I’m just as interested in telling a good story as I am in hearing one, and I’m told I have some doozies. I’m not sure if it’s an innate ability to get myself into trouble, or simply a talent for finding the bizarre in the mundane, but I often catch myself thinking the truth really is stranger than fiction. So if you ever find yourself wondering whether or not the stories I tell are true, remember, I’m really not that creative, I can’t make this shit up; that’s real life, and in Cannes-Can’s Corner, we talk about real shit.
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